Even if it’s not true… it really does feel like Quill is being vulnerable around him. And somehow, Peter feels some sort of obligation to be vulnerable in turn. Logically, he knows that it doesn’t make any sense, but emotionally, it’s exactly how he feels.

“They call me Penis Parker,” he says. “I really do try to not let it bother me, but…”

It’s not easy.

“How’d you get it to stop bothering you?"