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Peter Quill (aka Star Lord) ([personal profile] st_arlord) wrote2018-10-01 06:43 pm
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Attempt 2 - Quill and Thor Drinking

"And another thing -" He continued. "Why is it always the guy's fault when you run out of toilet paper? Girls use toilet paper like, way more than guys do and yet somehow we're always to blame."

He couldn't remember what they had been talking about except they had been talking about women giving them difficult times. Quill down the rest of his drink and presented his empty glass to Thor to fill. Thor told him that he lost last time. Quill had very little memory after talking about Thanos, but he was sure that Thor was equally as drunk. This time he was determined to have the God of Thunder pass out first.
st_ormbreaker: (Because that's what heroes do.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"So you would like the Hulk's posterior," Thor says, nodding sagely. He had gotten a good look at it (along with other key pieces of his anatomy) back on Sakaar. "I can see the appeal. It's not entirely bad. A bit massive, a bit muscular maybe. It's good that you know your preferences."

Thor gives Quill a thumbs up.
st_ormbreaker: (Hella charming.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably," Thor says. "I'm looking at everyone's butts all the time."
st_ormbreaker: (I'm quite happy thank you.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Not a fan of the gun show, then?"

Thor flexes a sleeveless arm for Quill's amusement.
st_ormbreaker: (Because that's what heroes do.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Thor had been watching the man sway for the better part of the last half hour; when he finally careens to one side and begins to tumble, Thor catches him with the same massive arm he'd been flexing a moment before and sets him back down on his feet, like an unsteady toy soldier.

When he pulls his hands away, it's not very far, as if he's expecting that Quill might topple over again. When he doesn't immediately plow over, Thor withdraws his hands entirely.

"I'm cutting you off," he says, directing a finger at Quill.
st_ormbreaker: (Because that's what heroes do.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm calling the contest off," Thor says, as if he is dealing with a child. "There is no shame in coming in second in a drinking contest against an Asgardian."
st_ormbreaker: (Because that's what heroes do.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"I lose," Thor says, clearly not giving a damn about any of this. "Let's get you upstairs and in bed before you die of alcohol poisoning."
st_ormbreaker: (Because that's what heroes do.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thor lunges out to catch Quill a half-second after the man catches himself. This time, Thor doesn't let go of Quill even though he's presently standing upright by his own strength.

"I'm carrying you up to your room," he tells him,in a tone that broaches no argument. "I can either carry you on my back if you're amenable, or carry you under one arm if you elect to resist. You're going to look far sillier with one method of transport than the other. I suggest you choose wisely."
st_ormbreaker: (Because that's what heroes do.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Without ceremony, Thor steps forward, hooks an arm around Quill and lifts him up off the ground. It was probably a bad idea to give Quill a choice to begin with.

"Stay still, and I'll get you up to your room soon enough."
st_ormbreaker: (Neutral.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There's something about the tone of Quill's voice that puts Thor on-edge.

"What?"
st_ormbreaker: (Hella charming.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Asgardian fortitude meant that few people ever actually got sick, and when they did, they got better very quickly. Thor's experience in this arena is entirely thanks to his Midgardian friends.

And former Midgardian girlfriend, who Thor tried to look after when she was sick more than once.

Thor quickens his pace for the last few steps to Quill's door, then reaches for the door handle. It clicks over and over again as he turns it, and he almost opens his mouth to ask Quill where his key is, but thinks better of it, and instead slams his foot against the door and busts it open with an audible crack.

He carries Quill as quickly as he can to the bathroom and predictably (and thankfully) discovers that the toilet seat is up.

"You haven't ever lived with a woman, have you?" Thor says as he swiftly sets Quill down on his knees in front of the toilet.
st_ormbreaker: (No one knows it's me.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-21 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thor gently (actually gently!) pats Quill as he lets out what appears to be the entire contents of his stomach into his toilet bowl.

"There, there," he says. "Let it out."
st_ormbreaker: (Hella charming.)

[personal profile] st_ormbreaker 2018-10-21 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure it does," Thor says with one final pat; he's just relieved that Quill managed to find the bowl. "Do you think you're good to stand?"

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